"Please don't fail me"
-Miranda Schaffer
final exam
(Dun, dun, dunnn!)
Analyze this...
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away
There was a young girl, but all she did was play.
She grew up tall and she grew up strong
But she wouldn’t stay a young girl for long.
For this young girl made a fatal mistake
She took a class that would, at times, make her heart ache.
But ho! But ho! For little did she know,
That she would learn many things, alas, in literature, a crow is never just a crow!
For to understand words, you must dig deeper,
She learned mere summary will not satisfy an AP Lit teacher!
There was a young girl, but all she did was play.
She grew up tall and she grew up strong
But she wouldn’t stay a young girl for long.
For this young girl made a fatal mistake
She took a class that would, at times, make her heart ache.
But ho! But ho! For little did she know,
That she would learn many things, alas, in literature, a crow is never just a crow!
For to understand words, you must dig deeper,
She learned mere summary will not satisfy an AP Lit teacher!
As you may have guessed, this is an excerpt from my thrilling autobiography It’s Only Funny When It Happens to Someone Else.
What Miranda Does in High School English Classes: An Infographic
Spoiler Alert: I was right about the homework
"So what?"
Three things from AP Literature I will always remember are...
- The fox isn’t red because foxes are red (Analysis is essential!)
- Communication is key to understanding literature (Seminar is a lot of fun)
- The devil is in the details (Scoring well on college level assignments)
Analysis is essential
“Fly Dog, fly! I will be your missing eye, and you will be my wings.”
-Margaret Wild
-Margaret Wild
Fun Fact: I also pretended to die which was super fun.
Communication is key
the devil is in the details
What Miranda Does In AP Lit: An Infographic